My Perfect Woman

My perfect woman is kind, warm,

Beloved by friends,

Her empathy knows no bounds,

She inspires no hatred,

 

Her energy is kinetic,

She makes my mind race,

When I’m not with her,

I desire to be near her,

 

Her hair flows,

Hips curvy,

Waist slim,

Breasts ample,

 

She’s spicy,

But I don’t want to sweat,

Maybe a little,

Great with beer,

And cheap,

Cost is key,

Happy hour specials are best,

Essential for watching football,

Must be deep fried,

Can be dry rubbed,

But my God,

So much better soaked in a buttery hot sauce,

Smothering under a blanket of creamy blue cheese,

Messy,

I want to DEVOUR,

I AM SO FUCKING HUNGRY

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